trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via samanthanoodles)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via aucun-plaisir-ici-tabarnak)

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(Source: brujabby, via verygoodlittlegirl)

suupreme-cunt:

i wish i was stoned and receiving oral sex

(via babehkittyx)

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

(via ferventkitty)